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		<title>Another industry fails by using DRM</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The story in the NYT about the AP trying to restrict linking and quoting of their work signals another industry failing at understanding how the Internet changes things. Good riddance to the dinosaurs: &#8220;Unfortunately for the AP, that won’t result in an increase of revenues, but in having the entire online world ignore the AP.&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monkeyx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=147671&amp;post=63&amp;subd=monkeyx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/24/business/media/24content.html?_r=3"> story in the NYT</a> about the AP trying to restrict linking and quoting of their work signals another industry failing at understanding how the Internet changes things. Good riddance to the dinosaurs:</p>
<p>&#8220;Unfortunately for the AP, that won’t result in an increase of revenues, but in having the entire online world ignore the AP.&#8221;</p>
<p>via <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2009/07/24/ap-goes-to-war-with-search-engines-and-blogs/">Hot Air » Blog Archive » AP goes to war with search engines and blogs</a>.</p>
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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Facebook is basically designed like a lobster trap with your friends as bait&#8221; via Nonprofit Online News: Outsmarting the Facebook Lobster Trap: Three Worries, One Guideline, Seven Principles.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monkeyx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=147671&amp;post=61&amp;subd=monkeyx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Facebook is basically designed like a lobster trap with your friends as bait&#8221;</p>
<p>via <a href="http://news.gilbert.org/OutsmartingFacebook">Nonprofit Online News: Outsmarting the Facebook Lobster Trap: Three Worries, One Guideline, Seven Principles</a>.</p>
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		<title>Tron Legacy Trailer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 11:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[YouTube &#8211; Tron Legacy Trailer.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monkeyx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=147671&amp;post=59&amp;subd=monkeyx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3V86FrUa-E&amp;eurl=http://cupholder.blogs.topgear.com/2009/07/27/tron-is-back/&amp;feature=player_embedded">YouTube &#8211; Tron Legacy Trailer</a>.</p>
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		<title>Amazon&#8217;s 1984 saga</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 11:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“It could happen first in jurisdictions like the United Kingdom, where there isn’t as rich a First Amendment tradition and where libel suits happen much more frequently,” he said. via Amazon Faces a Fight Over Its E-Books &#8211; NYTimes.com. It seems the book publishing and selling industry is about to squander the general goodwill of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monkeyx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=147671&amp;post=57&amp;subd=monkeyx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“It could happen first in jurisdictions like the United Kingdom, where there isn’t as rich a First Amendment tradition and where libel suits happen much more frequently,” he said.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/27/technology/companies/27amazon.html?_r=1&amp;partner=rss&amp;emc=rss">Amazon Faces a Fight Over Its E-Books &#8211; NYTimes.com</a>.</p>
<p>It seems the book publishing and selling industry is about to squander the general goodwill of its consumers by acting like the RIAA.</p>
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		<title>Maz Jobrani</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 10:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Friends, The recent events in Iran have had me glued to the TV, the internet and anything else that can give me updates on what is going on in the country of my birth. When I was 6 years old in Iran, the revolution of &#8217;78-&#8217;79 happened. I remember having to have our lights [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monkeyx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=147671&amp;post=54&amp;subd=monkeyx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Dear Friends,</p>
<p>The recent events in Iran have had me glued to the TV, the internet and anything else that can give me updates on what is going on in<br />
the country of my birth. When I was 6 years old in Iran, the revolution of &#8217;78-&#8217;79 happened. I remember having to have our lights off<br />
by a certain time for curfew and how the police would drive by and flash their lights into our homes to make sure we weren&#8217;t causing<br />
any trouble. I also remember one time running into our basement when we heard gunfire coming form a protest close to our home. At<br />
the time I was a kid and had no idea what was going on. I just thought it was cool to be hanging with my mom and family in the dark<br />
in the basement. For a 6 year old it was an adventure &#8211; like being in the Bat Cave.</p>
<p>30 years later I am being bombarded with images and clips from the protests in Iran that remind me of my youth. As someone who is<br />
not in the country and watching from overseas I must say that I am emboldened by what the people of Iran are doing these days.<br />
No proof has come out to show that the election was actually stolen, but the obvious signs do point to voter fraud. In breaking<br />
it down on some of my shows I&#8217;ve been saying that  it seems in a country of 70 million people, Ahmadinejad got 75 million votes.<br />
Voter fraud? Divine intervention? You be the judge.</p>
<p>Anyway, I am writing this e-mail to express my solidarity with those within the country struggling to have their voices heard<br />
and their votes counted. It has been too long that the people of Iran have had to live like 5 year olds being monitored by<br />
&#8220;adults&#8221; who tell them what to wear, how to act and what they can and cannot do. The last time I was in Iran was just over 10<br />
years ago and I remember leaving my mother country feeling depressed. I remember coming back to the US and making sure I<br />
appreciated the freedoms that we have here. I remember thinking that the people of the world should be guaranteed these basic<br />
freedoms which do not exist in Iran.</p>
<p>I hope that you will keep this struggle in your mind and support them in any way you can. I have changed the image on all my<br />
facebook and myspace accounts to the image attached here. Please do support by at least using this image on your facebook and<br />
myspace pages. I also know that many peaceful rallies are taking place around the world in support of this movement. If you have<br />
the time please do join in these marches.</p>
<p>Last, but not least here are a few links that I found interesting and helpful:</p>
<p>1) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKUZuv6_bus&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efacebook%2Ecom%2Fhome%2Ephp&amp;feature=player_embedded">CLICK HERE TO VIEW VIDEO</a><br />
This one comes from Iran where at night the reformists are yelling &#8220;God is Great&#8221; in support of the movement. The woman speaking on the video breaks down<br />
towards the end and she keeps asking &#8220;where is this?&#8221; Responding to herself &#8220;This is my<br />
country Iran.&#8221; It&#8217;s actually very moving if you can have a farsi speaking friend translate.</p>
<p>2) <a href="http://therealnews.com/t/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=31&amp;Itemid=74&amp;jumival=3869">CLICK HERE TO VIEW VIDEO</a><br />
This one is a Brazilian expert on Iran who breaks the situation down very well.</p>
<p>3) <a href="http://www.myspace.com/revolutionofthemindhiphop">www.myspace.com/revolutionofthemindhiphop</a><br />
This last one is a song that a friend of mine put together. It has some explicit lyrics, but I hope you enjoy.</p>
<p>All the best,</p>
<p>Maz</p></blockquote>
<p>from <a title="Maz Jobrani" href="http://www.mazjobrani.com/">his website</a>. Also check out <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrE4SNYiNEw">this video</a> on Youtube of his life act.</p>
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		<title>The Best Page In The Universe.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Best Page In The Universe.. especially this one.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monkeyx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=147671&amp;post=52&amp;subd=monkeyx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://maddox.xmission.com/">The Best Page In The Universe.</a>.</p>
<p>especially <a href="http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule">this </a>one.</p>
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		<title>A shame, really</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone’s CEO. via Best. Correction. Ever. &#8211; The Plank.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monkeyx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=147671&amp;post=50&amp;subd=monkeyx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone’s CEO.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2009/07/21/best-correction-ever.aspx">Best. Correction. Ever. &#8211; The Plank</a>.</p>
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		<title>Urban Dictionary: World War II</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Germany invades Czechoslovakia. Britain &#38; France tell them to stop that bullshit. Germany invades Poland. (Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.) Britain &#38; France declare war. This is the &#8216;official&#8217; kick-off. Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, &#38; Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.) Axis forces go through [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monkeyx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=147671&amp;post=48&amp;subd=monkeyx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Germany invades Czechoslovakia.</p>
<p>Britain &amp; France tell them to stop that bullshit.</p>
<p>Germany invades Poland.</p>
<p>(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)</p>
<p>Britain &amp; France declare war. This is the &#8216;official&#8217; kick-off.</p>
<p>Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, &amp; Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)</p>
<p>Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.</p>
<p>Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, &amp; the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)</p>
<p>UK holds out.</p>
<p>Russia &amp; the USA don&#8217;t do shit.</p>
<p>Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French &amp; Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies &amp; SS. (everybody forgets this &amp; to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)</p>
<p>Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s funny any more.</p>
<p>Japan joins the Axis &amp; bombs Pearl Harbor.</p>
<p>Suddenly the US doesn&#8217;t think it&#8217;s funny any more.</p>
<p>The USA tools up the world, &#8217;cause it&#8217;s got more factories than everybody else put together, &amp; they&#8217;re out of bomber range.</p>
<p>Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia&#8217;s enormous &amp; bloody freezing.</p>
<p>Allies invade on D-Day&#8230; 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)</p>
<p>Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body &amp; confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.</p>
<p>The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets &#8216;o sunshine on Japan.</p>
<p>Russians steal half of Europe.</p>
<p>UK&#8217;s spent almost every penny it had.</p>
<p>US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, &amp; 64 years later is still doing so.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=World%20War%20II&amp;defid=3821558">Urban Dictionary: World War II</a>.</p>
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		<title>Heaven On Earth &#8211; Too hard lets talk about posthumous bliss instead</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The idea of followers of Jesus getting to join him in heaven upon dying probably didn’t take shape until about a half-century after Jesus died. To be sure, Jesus’s followers believed from early on that the faithful would be admitted to the “Kingdom of Heaven,” as the New Testament calls it. But “Kingdom of Heaven” [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monkeyx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=147671&amp;post=46&amp;subd=monkeyx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The idea of followers of Jesus getting to join him in heaven upon dying probably didn’t take shape until about a half-century after Jesus died. To be sure, Jesus’s followers believed from early on that the faithful would be admitted to the “Kingdom of Heaven,” as the New Testament calls it. But “Kingdom of Heaven” is just Matthew’s synonym for what an earlier Gospel, Mark, had called the “Kingdom of God.”<strong> And this kingdom was going to exist on Earth, when God righted history’s many wrongs by establishing an enduringly just rule.</strong></p>
<p>via <a href="http://evolutionofgod.net/heaven">The Evolution of God &#8211; by Robert Wright</a>.</p>
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		<title>A charming little video</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[YouTube &#8211; Pointer Fun with Binky.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=monkeyx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=147671&amp;post=44&amp;subd=monkeyx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pmWojisM_E">YouTube &#8211; Pointer Fun with Binky</a>.</p>
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